MAYHEM | MANIA | MARKETING

DUAL PURPOSE FASHION
in the NEW ECONOMY

The future of fashion is always foolishness.

Fearlessness.

Ideas that are just are.

THIS is what pushes brands forward past the future, pulling behind them all those who wish they could have had that idea and had been that fearless to be foolish.

Are you fearless enough?

Foolish enough?

Beautiful enough?

Want to find out?

April 24-28 • FREE

8:00 pm EST Monday, Wednesday and Friday
11:30am EST Tuesday and Thursday

A FREE FIVE DAY

EXXXPERIENCE IN BRANDING

For five days, we’ll get wet n’ wild.

We’ll explore the stupid ideas you think nobody will like (but that they will actually love.)

Absurdism in branding, content creation and marketing.

It’s serious business.

We’ll have a private Facebook group.

Daily Zoom meetings.

When we’re done, you’ll have a license and a universal excuse to get down, dirty, obtuse and abstract – and how to finally (FINALLY) have more fun with your brand.

More Fun Equals More Money.

And that’s a GUARANTEE*

*There are no legitimate guarantee of you making more money. Hell – absolutely nobody can guarantee that you’ll make more money using their ideas or products. I mean… you could get hit by a bus, and your estate could then come and sue me because your business didn’t make more money after you wound up dead. I can say this, though – if you have more fun with your branding, your messaging and your marketing, you WILL want to display, push and market your business more. Which, in the history of business, has ALWAYS grown businesses. So… there’s that.

How about this… if you don’t feel like you got something of value for your time, I will send you an Uncle Jimbo™ tshirt so you can complain about me while pointing at your chest. It’s a lot of fun. Guaranteed.

THE WORLD* WILL TREMBLE at

WHAT WE WILL DO

Monday

April 24 – 8pm EST

THE UNIVERSAL EXCUSE

Discover what it REALLY takes to let it all hang out.

Tuesday

April 25 – 11:30am EST

FOOLISHNESS

You can get stupid. You should get stupid. Here’s how.

Wednesday

April 26 – 8pm EST

DADADADADADA

Harness satire, nonsense and the cosmic giggle.

Thursday

April 27 – 11:30am EST

CREATION

The un-rules of unlimited content.

Friday

April 28 – 8pm EST

SUBLIMINALISM

Get in their heads and stick there.

** The marketing world. Truth is – no matter how good you are, the majority of the world will NEVER have a clue who you are, and when you go – you’re gone. Sorry to be a downer, but…

COME ALONG. NOW.

ABSURD AWAITS

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There is zero obligation and nothing to buy.

If you haven’t figured it out, I build brands. Even real ones. Maybe yours.

DUAL PURPOSE FASHIONin the NEW ECONOMY